Satire IX: Patrons Again: A Dialogue SatIX:1-47 Why so Wretched, Naevolus?
I’d like to know why I so often see you looking gloomy,
Naevolus, your brow all overcast, like Marsyas in defeat.
Why does your face look so like Ravola’s, when he was
Caught rubbing his wet beard between Rhodope’s thighs?
Crepereius Pollio’s expression was never more wretched,
He who goes around offering to pay triple interest rates,
And can’t find anyone foolish enough to accept. Where
Are those fresh furrows from? Happy with little, once
You were the young knight, born within Rome’s walls,
An elegant guest, with biting humour and forceful wit.
Now everything’s changed: your face is grave, your
Dry hair a bristling forest, your skin has lost that gloss
Produced by depilating it with heated Bruttian pitch,
And your legs too, neglected, dark with sprouting hair.
Why emaciated like a chronic invalid, long tormented
By a habitual fever, one that recurs every three days?
We detect the mind’s troubles lurking deep in the ailing
Body, as we detect its joys too; in either case the face
Reveals the mood. Thus it appears you’ve altered your
Direction, treading the opposite path to the one you trod.
It’s not so long ago, after all, as I recall, you used to be
Seen at Isis’ shrine, or by the Ganymede in the Temple
Of Peace, or at alien Cybele’s secret Palace, or that of
Ceres (is there any altar those whores don’t profane?);
An adulterer more notorious than Aufidius, quiet too
About how you also found favour with their husbands.
‘Lots of men may find that way of life makes a profit,
But I’ve no reward for all my efforts. Sometimes I’d
Receive a badly made cloak from the loom of a Gallic
Weaver, or some thin silver plate of inferior quality.
Fate rules human life, even those parts hidden beneath
The folds have their fate. Yet if the stars abandon you,
The immeasurable length of your mighty cock won’t
Help, even though Virro with drooling lips sees you
In the nude, and his host of flattering notes assails you
Endlessly: ‘men are always attracted to the catamite’.
For what’s more monstrous than a tight-fisted pervert?
“I paid you this, I gave you that, and later you had more.”
He adds it up as he wiggles about. Bring on the abacus,
And the slave-boys taking notes; count fifty in gold
Paid out in total, but then let’s add up all my efforts.
Or do you think it’s simple to drive an upright cock
Into the depths, only to come across yesterday’s meal?
That slave has the easier life who ploughs the field
Rather than its owner.’ Yet you surely felt yourself
Sweet and pretty enough to be the gods’ cupbearer?
‘Does your rich man ever indulge a humble hanger-on,
A follower; is he ready even now to spend money on
His sickness? Behold, him to whom one gives that green
Umbrella, those balls of amber, on his birthday, or when
Rainy spring commences, lounging on his chaise longue,
Fondling his secret gifts at the Matronalia. Tell me, you
Little love-bird, for whom are you keeping all those hills
And fields in Apulia, lands wide enough to weary a hawk?
Your fertile vineyards at Trifolinus, at hollow Gaurus, or
On the Cumeaean ridge, keep you well supplied; is there
Anyone who corks more casks of the long-lived vintage?
How much would it cost you to grant a few acres there,
To your client, and his weary loins! Is it better that your
Child in the country, its mother, toy cottage, and puppy
Playmate, be left to your cymbal-clashing eunuch friend?
“It’s shameful of you to beg,” he says. But my rent cries:
“Beg!” my slave-boy makes demands, the sole one, single
As Polyphemus’s great eye, cunning Ulysses escape plan.
Since one’s not enough I’ll buy another, but both will need
Feeding. What will I do when the cold winds blow? What,
I ask, what shall I say to the boys’ feet and shoulder-blades
In December’s northerlies? “Bear up, wait for the cicadas?”
Though you set aside, and ignore, my other services, how
Do you rate the fact that if it had not been for this loyal
And devoted client, your wife would have stayed a virgin?
You know how you asked for my help, how often and in
How many ways. The girl was actually walking out on you
When I grabbed and embraced her; she’d already torn up
The contract, applied for divorce; I spent a whole night
And barely remedied it, you crying outside the door, my
Witnesses the sounds you heard from bed and mistress.
There’s many a household where a fractured and shaky
Marriage that’s almost dissolved, is rescued by a lover.
Whom do you turn to? Whom do you set first, or last?
Ungrateful perfidious one, is it worth nothing to you,
Nothing at all, that your little son or daughter’s my doing?
You’re happy enough to accept them, and splash the news
Of your virility all over the papers. Garland your doors,
You’re a father, I’ve given you ammunition against gossip.
You’re a parent, in law, through me wills treat you as such,
You can garner bequests intact, and the sweet windfalls too.
And extra benefits will even accrue along with those gifts
If I add to the numbers, if I should make it a trio.’ You’ve just
Cause for resentment, Naevolus; but what do you say in reply?
SatIX:92-134 Advice and Reassurance
‘He ignores me, and seeks out some other two-legged donkey.
But remember to keep these complaints of mine to yourself,
Be silent, and lock these confidences away deep inside you;
For the enemy’s deadly who’s skin is smoothed with pumice.
He who’s committed his secret to me, he blazes with hatred,
Just as much now as if I’d told all I know. He’d not hesitate
To pick up a knife, break my head, light a fire at my door.
And with wealth like his, pure poison costs little or nothing.
So keep what’s secret close, like the Court of Mars at Athens.’
Ah Corydon, Corydon, do you really believe a rich man’s
Secrets can ever stay hidden? If the slaves are mute his horses
Will talk, his dog, his doorposts, his marble floors. Close the
Shutters, curtain the cracks, bar the doors, quench the light,
Make everyone leave the place, have no one sleep nearby;
By the second cock-crow what the man does will still be
Known to the nearest tradesman, well before dawn; the
Pastry-cook’s imaginings; the head-chef’s and the carvers’.
What crime do they ever refrain from attributing to their
Masters, extracting revenge by rumour if they’re beaten?
There’ll always be someone who’ll seek you out at the
Crossroads, and drunkenly fill your poor unwilling ear.
Ask them to be quiet, it’s from them you need to seek
The assurance you seek from me. They like betraying
Secrets, even more than swilling stolen Falernian wine,
In those quantities Saufeia imbibed at public sacrifices.
There are many reasons for living an upright life, this
One especially, you can treat your slave’s tongues lightly;
For the tongue’s the worst part of all of an ill-behaved slave.
‘The advice you’ve just given give is good, but it’s generic.
What do you suggest I do, after wasting all this time, all
My hopes deceived? For the swift blossom’s blowing by
And is gone, the briefest part of our sad constricted life;
While we drink, while we call for garlands, perfumes,
And girls, old age comes stealing upon us undetected.’
Don’t fret, you’ll never lack a catamite friend as long as
These hills stand proud; they’ll arrive in their carriages
And ships, all those who stroke their hair with effeminate
Fingers. Even better try rich old women, you’ll be more
Than welcome; just keep on chewing those rocket leaves!
SatIX:135-150 Fate’s Against Us
‘Keep your suggestions for the fortunate; my Clotho
And Lachesis are happy enough if my cock can feed
My belly. O my poor Household Gods, whom I always
Pray to with a little incense or corn or a simple garland,
When will I fix on something to rescue my old age from
The beggar’s stick and mat? I only need two hundred in
Gold as income from safe investments, and a few plain
Silver cups, the sort Fabricius banned as Censor, and two
Strongmen from the Moesian crew, to allow me to take
My place, in safety, in a hired litter at the noisy Circus;
And I’d like an engraver, bowed over his work, besides,
And another who can do lots of instant portraits; it would
Do. When will I even have enough to be called poor? A
Wretched prayer it is, without hope of success; for when
I summon Fortune, her ears are plugged with wax, purloined
From the ship whose unhearing crew fled the Sicilian Sirens.
Satire X: The Vanity of Human Wishes SatX:1-55 Be Careful What You Ask For
In all the lands that stretch from Cadiz to the Ganges and the Dawn,
There are few who, free of a cloud of errors, can discern true good
From a host of opposites. What indeed do we wish for or fear that is
Rational? How often is what we conceive so far from wrong-headed
That we don’t regret both the effort, and the fulfilment of our desire?
Whole families have been ruined by the gods’ too ready compliance
With their prayers. They ask for what harms them whether in peace
Or war; to many people their own torrential flood of speech and their
Own eloquence is fatal; think of Milo of Croton who perished from
Relying on his own strength, and his awe-inspiring show of muscle;
More people are still undone by the money they gather with too much
Care, by a wealth that exceeds all other competing family fortunes,
As vast as a whale from British waters when compared to a dolphin.
That explains why in those dreadful times, Gaius Cassius Longinus
Was besieged, on the orders of Nero, by an entire cohort, as was
Seneca the millionaire’s vast garden, with the splendid mansion
Of the Laterani surrounded: soldiers rarely seek to invade a garret.
Though you might only be carrying a few items of plain silver,
When you set out to travel at night, you’ll still be afraid of swords
And sticks, panic at the shadow of a reed stirring in the moonlight;
While an empty-handed traveller can whistle in the robber’s face.
The most popular prayer, as noted in all the temples, is for cash:
May my wealth increase, may my family treasure-chest hold the
Highest value of anyone’s in the Forum. Yet you’ll never imbibe
Poison from earthenware; the time to fear it is when you lift a cup
Studded with gems, when Setian wine glows in the golden bowl.
So, do you admire Democritus yet, that one of the two philosophers,
Who laughed at the human race, whenever he stirred a foot to move
From his threshold, while the other, Heraclitus, in contrast, cried?
We so readily censure the world with harsh derisive laughter, that
It’s a wonder where all the moisture flooding his eyes came from.
Democritus’ sides used to shake with perpetual laughter, despite
The fact that the cities of his day lacked togas with purple borders,
And togas with purple stripes, rods of office, litters, and tribunals.
What if he’d seen our eminent praetor standing there in his high
Chariot, in the midst of the dust in the Circus, in Jupiter’s tunic,
With that regal Tyrian ornamentation, on the embroidered toga
Falling from his shoulders, and a crown of such huge diameter,
That there isn’t a neck created made strong enough to bear it?
In fact a sweating slave holds it in public, and lest the praetor
Is over-pleased with himself, rides beside him in the same car.
Now add the bird that soars from his ivory sceptre, add the horn
Players over here, over there the long lines of his official escort
Leading the way, and the citizens in white who march at his bridle,
Transformed into friends by the hand-outs tucked in their purses.
In those days too Democritus found laughter in every encounter,
His shrewdness shows that men of excellence, great exemplars,
May yet be born in a dull climate, in a land of castrated sheep.
He laughed at people’s anxieties and at their delights as well,
And sometimes at their tears, while to Fortune’s menaces he
Himself would say: ‘Go hang!’ and show her his middle finger.
So what are the vacuous, pernicious things that people ask for?
Is there a point to those wax tablets, prayers at the gods’ knees?
SatX:56-113 The Emptiness Of Power
Some are destroyed by their power, downed by profound envy,
Some are sunk deep by their long and illustrious list of honours.
Noosed by a rope, their statues are dragged to the ground, even
The wheels of their chariots are smashed, and broken to pieces
With axes, while the legs of their innocent horses are shattered.
Now the flames roar, the bellows hiss, and that head idolised
By the people glows in the furnace, flames crackle around huge
Sejanus; the face of a man who was number two in the world
Is converted to jugs and basins, turned to pots and frying pans.
Deck your houses with laurel, lead a great bull whitened with
Chalk up to the Capitol: come see Sejanus dragged along by
A hook, everyone’s celebrating! ‘Look at the lips, look at the
Face on that! You can take it from me, he was never a man
That I liked’ ‘But what was the crime that brought him down?’
Who informed, what’s the evidence, where are the witnesses?’
‘That’s all irrelevant; a lengthy and wordy letter arrived from
Capri.’ ‘That’s fine, answer enough.’ But what of the Roman
Mob? They follow Fortune, as always, and hate whoever she
Condemns. If Nortia, as the Etruscans called her, had favoured
Etruscan Sejanus; if the old Emperor had been surreptitiously
Smothered; that same crowd in a moment would have hailed
Their new Augustus. They shed their sense of responsibility
Long ago, when they lost their votes, and the bribes; the mob
That used to grant power, high office, the legions, everything,
Curtails its desires, and reveals its anxiety for two things only,
Bread and circuses. ‘I hear that many will perish.’ ‘No doubt,
The furnace is huge.’ ‘My friend Bruttidius Niger looked
Rather pale, when I met him in front of the altar of Mars;
I’m scared that Tiberius, like a defeated Ajax, will exact
Punishment for being so poorly protected. Let’s run swiftly
And trample on Caesar’s foe, where he lies on the riverbank,
Making sure our slaves see us, so they can’t deny it and drag
Their terrified masters to justice, with nooses round our necks.’
Those were the crowd’s secret murmurings regarding Sejanus.
Would you like to be greeted as Sejanus, possess all that he
Possessed, be the one to grant highest office to some, appoint
Others to military posts, be seen as the Emperor’s guardian,
He who sits on the little constricted rock of Capri with a herd
Of Chaldean stargazers? Surely you’d like his troops, their
Spears, his excellent cavalry and private fortress; why
Wouldn’t you? Even those who have no wish to kill, enjoy
The power to do so. But what’s the value of fame and wealth,
If the good that delights is matched by an equal measure of ill?
Would you rather be wearing the purple-edged toga of him
Who’s being dragged along, or rule empty Gabii or Fidenae;
Lay down the law over weights and scales, break vessels that
Give short measure, as a ragged official in deserted Ulubrae?
So perhaps you’d admit Sejanus had no idea what to ask for?
Since he simply kept asking for greater honours, demanding
More and more wealth, he was building a lofty many-storied
Tower, from which the fall would only prove greater, whose
Collapse into shattered ruin would be only the more profound.
What destroyed the Crassi, the Pompeys, and that man Caesar
Who brought the Romans under his lash, and so tamed them?
Simply seeking that place at the top, using every trick that
Exists, simply extravagant prayer granted by spiteful gods.
Few kings go down to Ceres’ son-in-law, Dis, free from
Blood and carnage, few tyrants achieve a tranquil death.
SatX:114-146 The Rewards of Fame and Eloquence
The fame and eloquence of a Demosthenes, or of a Cicero,
Is what lads pray for, and keep on praying for, all through
Minerva’s spring holidays, every lad with a slave to guard
His slim satchel, and a farthing to give to the thrifty goddess.
Yet both orators died for their eloquence, a rich overflowing
Stream of talent was what sent both of them to their deaths.
Talent had its hands and neck severed, no feeble advocate’s
Blood drenched the rostrum, it was Cicero’s, he who said:
‘O Rome, you are fortunate to be born in my consulate.’
If he’d always carried on in that vein, he might have denied
Antony’s swords. Rather risible verses than you, O immortal
Second Philippic, so conspicuous by your fame, the one that’s
Rolled out next on the scroll. Demosthenes, your inspiration,
He too, the wonder of Athens, was snatched by harsh death,
When he hauled at the twisted reins of the packed assembly.
He was born with the gods, and malignant fate, against him,
Being sent away from the coals, the tongs, and anvil of filthy
Vulcan, where eyes ran with the soot from the glowing ore,
From his father’s sword-manufacture, to a teacher of rhetoric.
The trophies of war too are considered to be more than human
Glories, the breastplate pinned to a bare tree trunk, cheek-piece
Hung from a shattered helmet, a chariot yoke short of its pole,
An ornament from the stern of a conquered ship, a sad captive
On the fortress’s heights, these are the things for which a Greek
Or Barbarian, or a Roman commander exerts himself, these are
The things that provide an incentive, for danger and hard work.
So much more intense is the thirst for fame than for virtue.
Who’d embrace virtue simply for itself, if you took away all
The reward? Yet nations have been destroyed by the ambition
Of a few, by their desire for fame and a title, a name that might
Cling to the stones that guard their ashes, those stones the barren
Fig tree’s malicious strength is capable of shattering, since
Even their very sepulchres are granted a limited span by fate.
SatX:147-187 The Paths Of Glory
Put Hannibal in the scales: how much do you find the greatest
General weighs? A man too big for North Africa, that stretches
From Moroccan ocean’s pounding to tepid Nile, then mounts it
As far as the Ethiopian tribes, and another species of elephant.
He adds Spain to his empire, and then vaults the Pyrenees.
Nature then bars his passage with the snowy Alps; whose rocks
He splits with vinegar and fire, bursting through the mountains.
He holds Italy now, yet aims to advance still further. ‘Nothing
Is won,’ he claims, ‘until our Carthaginian army has shattered
The City gates and I plant my flag at the heart of the Subura.’
O what a sight, what a painting it would make, the one-eyed
General riding an African elephant, his Mauretanian beast!
So how does it end? O Glory! That very man, defeated, sits
A noted dependant, in the King of Bithynia’s palace, there
To wait till his majesty chooses to wake. No sword, or stone,
Or javelin makes an end of a life that once troubled humanity,
But a little poisoned ring, avenging the rings, spoil from Cannae,
Repaying all that blood. Go, madman, and climb the hostile Alps
To entertain schoolboys, and provide matter for their speeches.
A world was not enough for that youth from Pella, Alexander,
Seething with discontent at the narrow confines of his universe,
As if trapped on some rocky prison isle, tiny Seriphus or Gyara:
But once he’s entered that city, Babylon, built of brick and clay,
He must be content with it as his coffin. For death alone reveals
How small the remnants of a human being. Then there’s Xerxes:
The tale that he sailed through Mount Athos, all the lies Greece
Tells as history, gained credence; the Hellespont bridged by his
Vessels, solid enough for vehicles to cross; we credit the stories
Of streams running dry, of deep rivers being drunk by the Medes
At their meals, all that Sosostris sang with drenched sleeves.
Yet what state did Xerxes return in, on relinquishing Salamis?
He vented his savage rage by lashing the winds, Caurus, Eurus,
Who’d never experienced the like even in their Aeolian prison,
He bound Poseidon, the Earthshaker himself, with chains,
(That was lenient. What? Didn’t he think him worth branding
Too? What god would have chosen to be that man’s slave?)
What state was he in? In a single ship, of course, sailing the
Bloodstained waves, his prow slowly pushing corpses aside.
So often that’s the price extracted for man’s desire for glory.
SatX:188-288 The Penalties Of A Long Life
‘Grant me a long life, grant me many years, Jupiter.’
But think of the many endless ills old age is full of!
Take a look, first of all, at its ugly face, repulsive,
And wholly altered, with an ugly hide in place of
Smooth skin, the drooping jowls, the wrinkles such
As those that the old mother ape scratches at on aged
Cheeks, in shadowy spreading groves of Numidia.
Between the young there are plenty of differences,
One’s better looking, one’s stronger than another,
But the old are alike, body and voice both trembling,
The head quite bald, the nose dripping, like a baby;
The poor wretch mumbles his bread with useless gums.
Even to his wife and children, and himself, he seems
So dire even Cossus the fortune-hunter feels disgust.
The pleasures of food and wine are no longer the same
As his palate dulls; and as for sex its now long-forgotten,
Or should you try, his limp prick with its swollen vein, just
Lies there, lies there though you pummel it all night long.
What else could you expect from such feeble white-haired
Loins? Desire that attempts oral sex without the strength
To perform it, is that not rightly suspect, too? Now take
Note of another lost power. What pleasure is there in music,
However fine the singer, what pleasure in Seleucus’s lyre,
Or the sound of the pipers, in cloaks of glittering gold?
What matter where he sits in the vast theatre, if he can
Barely hear the loud horn-player, the fanfare of trumpets?
The slave-boy has to shout loudly, in his ear, to make his
Visitors’ names heard, or even tell him the time of day.
Moreover fever alone warms the few pints of blood in
His already icy body. A host of diseases of every strain
Encircle him, and if you asked me to name each of them
I could sooner tell you how many lovers Oppia has had;
Or how many patients Themison kills in a single autumn;
Or how many partners Basilus has swindled, how many
Wards Hirrus; how many men generous Maura sucks off
In a day, or how many pupils have been laid by Hamillus;
Quicker to run through the number of villas that man owns
Who made my fresh beard rasp, in shaving me, when young.
This old man’s shoulder’s impaired, that one’s groin, or
That one’s hip; he’s blind and jealous of the one-eyed; he
Takes food from another’s fingers between bloodless lips;
His jaws used to open wide when dinner appeared, now he
Just gapes like a baby-swallow when the selfless mother
Flies to it, bringing a mouthful. But worse than a physical
Decline is the onset of dementia, when his slaves’ names
Are forgotten, the face of his friend whom he dined with
The previous evening, and even the children he fathered,
And raised himself. In his will, he’ll cruelly deny his own
Heirs their inheritance, and leave everything to his dearest
Phiale; showing what the breath of a skilful mouth can do
That’s been employed for years deep in a whorish cavern.
Even if his mental powers remain intact, he’s required to
Face the funerals of his sons, gaze on his beloved wife’s
Or brother’s pyre, on the urn containing his sisters’ ashes.
It’s the penalty for living a long life; to endure old age with
Domestic tragedy endlessly repeated, sorrow after sorrow,
Forever mourning, forever clothed in black. Nestor, King
Of Pylos, if you choose to give any credit to Homer’s tale,
Presents an example of survival second only to the ravens.
Surely he must have been happy, delaying his death for so
Many generations, counting his centuries on his finger-ends,
And toasting himself in so many new vintages? Well listen
A moment, to the complaints he made regarding the decrees
Of fate, and the length of his life’s thread, forced to see his
Ardent son Antilochus’s bearded body ablaze, questioning
Everyone there, as to why had survived to endure that day,
And what crime he had committed to deserve so long a life.
Peleus said the same, when he mourned the loss of Achilles,
And Laertes prematurely mourning the wandering Odysseus.
If Priam had died earlier, while proud Troy was still standing,
If he had died before Paris had begun to construct his brave
Fleet of ships, he would have joined the shade of his ancestor
Assaracus, his corpse borne, with great solemnity, held high
On the shoulders of his sons, Hector and his brothers, and
Accompanied by a host of Trojan women in tears, lead by
Cassandra and Polyxena, his daughters, their garments torn.
What then did a long life bring him? He saw a world ending,
Asia Minor brought to defeat, swept by fire and the sword.
Then he removed his crown, and took up arms, a soldier
With trembling arm, to fall, at highest Jove’s altar, slain
Like an ox, too old for the thankless plough, offering its
Wretched, scrawny neck to the blade of its master’s knife.
At least he died a human being, while his wife, Hecuba,
Survived only to bark fiercely from a bitch’s gaping jaws.
I’ll turn to Roman examples, after passing swiftly over King
Mithridates of Pontus, and Croesus, ordered by eloquent Solon
The Just, to look to a long life’s end before calling it fortunate.
A long life led Marius to exile, prison, the Minturnine Marshes,
It was the cause of him begging his bread in ruined Carthage;
Could nature, or Rome, have displayed anyone more fortunate
Than that citizen, if his triumphal spirit had breathed its last,
When he’d led the massed ranks of his prisoners in procession,
And ridden amidst all that military pomp, at the very moment
When he finally chose to step down from his Teutonic chariot?
Campania, foreseeing his fate, offered Pompey a death by fever
He should have longed-for, but the prayers of people in many
Cities prevailed; so that Fortune, his own and Rome’s, saw him
Defeated, and severed that head she’d saved. That mangling
Lentulus and Cethegus avoided; punished for their conspiracy,
They died whole, and the corpse of Catiline too lay there intact.
SatX:289-345 And As For Good Looks!
The anxious mother prays in a low murmur, for a sons’ good looks,
More loudly for a daughter’s, as she stares at the shrine of Venus,
With the most extravagant of requests. ‘Why criticise me?’ she’ll
Demand, ‘After all, Latona delights in her daughter Diana’s beauty.’
But Lucretia’s fate would inhibit me from praying for good looks
Like hers. Virginia would much have preferred to possess Rutila’s
Hunched back, and yield her own face to Rutila. Moreover, a son
With a handsome form always makes his parents so nervous and
Wretched: since it’s so rare for beauty to coincide with restrained
Behaviour. He’ll be denied his manhood, even though his family
Tradition is all for morality pure and simple, imitating the ancient
Sabines, even though nature may have endowed him generously
With a face that glows with blushing modesty, with an innocent
Disposition (What more, after all, could nature do for the lad;
Nature, who is more powerful than any chaperone’s vigilance?)
And why? Because of the unrestrained dishonesty of his seducer,
Who’ll even dare to corrupt the parents themselves: such is his
Confidence in the power of bribery. No tyrant in his barbaric
Fortress has ever sought to have an ugly adolescent castrated!
No bandy-legged scrofulous teenager, with a swollen belly
Or a hunched back, was ever the target of Nero’s foul desires!
Yet, carry on, and indulge your pride in your boy’s good looks,
And you must expect even greater dangers. He may well prove
A notorious adulterer, living in fear of whatever punishment
Some furious spouse may exact. His stars won’t make him
Any less likely than Mars to fall into the husband’s net. And
Resentment sometimes goes well beyond what the law allows:
There’s death by the sword, or a cruel scarring from the lash,
Some adulterers have even been buggered with dried mullets.
Still your Endymion seduces some married woman he’s fallen
In love with. Soon, when Servilia has handed over her money,
He’ll become hers whom he does not love, and strip her of all
Her personal jewellery; which of them, if she’s an Oppia or
A Catulla, is likely to deny that wetness between her thighs?
‘But if he’s pure what harm can beauty do him? What good
Did it do Hippolytus or Bellerephon leading an austere life?
Stheneboa burned as hotly as did Phaedra, and both of them
Lashed themselves into a rage. Woman’s at her most savage
When she’s stirred to hatred by a sense of shame. What advice
Will you give Silius whom Claudius’s wife has determined
To ‘marry’? He’s the finest, most handsome member of the
Patrician race, yet a glance from Messalina is drawing him
To a wretched finale; she’s been waiting a while now, her
Bridal-veil all ready, her regal marriage bed’s prepared, all
Can see it in the garden; her dowry’s a thousand gold pieces,
And even the augur and witnesses have arrived not long ago.
Did you imagine this was a secret only shared with a few?
She won’t marry unless it’s legal. What’s your decision?
If you don’t choose to obey, you’ll be dead before evening;
If you commit the sin, there’ll be the briefest delay before
What’s known to Rome, and the mob, reaches Caesar’s ear.
Bow to her commands, if a few days of life are worth that.
Whichever decision you think is easier or more preferable,
You’ll still have to offer your fine white neck to the sword.
SatX:346-366 So Much For Prayer
So is there nothing worth people praying for? If you’ll take
My advice, you’ll allow the gods to determine what’s right
For us, and what’s likely to benefit our situation; for
The gods grant us gifts that are more fitting than nice.
They show more care for us than we do for ourselves. We
Seek marriage and offspring driven by blind emotion, by
Vain desire, while the gods know all about the children
We’ll have, and what kind of wife ours will turn out to be.
Still, if you want a reason for prayer, for offering a pretty
White piglet’s innards, the sacred sausages, at the shrines,
Then you might pray for a sound mind in a healthy body.
Ask for a heart filled with courage, without fear of death,
That regards long life as among the least of nature’s gifts,
That can endure any hardship, to which anger is unknown,
That desires nothing, and gives more credit to all the labours
And cruel sufferings of Hercules, than to all the love-making
All the feasting, and all the downy pillows of Sardanapalus.
The prayer I offer you can grant yourself; without doubt,
The one true path that leads to a tranquil life is that of virtue.
If we were prudent, you’d possess no power, Fortune: it’s we
Who make you a goddess, and grant you a place in the sky.